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I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander.

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There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No… but I’d like to be asked! I’m afraid I just blue myself.

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There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough

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Army had half a day. Steve Holt! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. That’s why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

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There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m afraid I just blue myself.

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Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Steve Holt!

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As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

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That mortal man should feed upon the creature that feeds his lamp, and, like Stubb, eat him by his own light, as you may say; this seems so outlandish a thing that one must needs go a little into the history and philosophy of it.

It is upon record, that three centuries ago the tongue of the Right Whale was esteemed a great delicacy in France, and commanded large prices there. Also, that in Henry VIIIth’s time, a certain cook of the court obtained a handsome reward for inventing an admirable sauce to be eaten with barbacued porpoises, which, you remember, are a species of whale. Porpoises, indeed, are to this day considered fine eating. The meat is made into balls about the size of billiard balls, and being well seasoned and spiced might be taken for turtle-balls or veal balls. The old monks of Dunfermline were very fond of them. They had a great porpoise grant from the crown.

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